♡ From the mouth of babes...

I took all the kids to Walmart with me a couple of days ago. Yeah I know, what was I thinking! Joe was sleeping and still on graveyard so I didn't really have a choice and I only needed to get milk and some burn ointment for Eliza. The kids did GREAT! Probably because they had just ate dinner and didn't have much to complain about!

Anyway so the funny part! We're walking down the main aisle in the food department and a guy w/cowboy boots, hat, wranglers the whole get up comes walking up our way. Eliza sees him and he's about 20 feet away and holler, "IT'S A COWBOY, A COWBOY." all the kids turn to look and they all start saying, "IT'S A COWBOY. LOOK MOMMY A COWBOY!!!" He has a huge grin on his face, you can tell that he is liking the attention. He's about 50ish I'd say. So he saunters by and says, "Howdie." Eliza says really loud again, "That cowboy is so COOL! Isn't he COOL mommy!"

And if you think our little adventure is over with that then you are mistaken. We walk up to the check out and I see Mr. Cowboy but the kids don't. Thank heavens I can only imagine what kind of conversation they would have with him if they stood next to him for longer than 10 seconds. Well, Eliza (AGAIN!!! can you tell she is my SOCIAL one???) she says rather loudly AGAIN this time to the woman in front of us, "EXCUSE ME MA'AM" (I don't even know where she got ma'am from?) the lady turns to her and Eliza says, "HI" that was it. The lady giggled a little and said, "She's very polite." I'm thinking at least to strangers... :)

Then Eliza, Yes Eliza again! The same lady in front of us was having some problems with her check out. Okay she wasn't having problems but the checker was! So she called a CSM over and it's Matt. I don't know him personally but I've seen him there a bunch. Rachel you know who I'm talking about. Well after everything is fixed he turns to leave and Eliza sees his HAIR. It's really long. I'd say at least 2 feet down his back maybe a little longer. Eliza takes a gasps and says, yes very loudly, "HE HAS GIRL HAIR."

Her eyes are big and she looks like she's in shock well the checker to the right of us looks at me, thinking that Eliza was talking about him. He has a short buzzed hair cut so I laughed and said no. Then he sees Matt and figures it out. I could see him chuckling while he was checking out his person and then he'd stop for a second and then chuckle a little more.

And LASTLY... (4 should be enough for one half an hour outing) The checker that we had was pretty new and needed a little extra help and the lady that was helping was grandmaish and Eliza looks at her and says, "You're so beautiful!" It was so sweet. She's done this countless times and you should see the women's faces light up when she says it. She never says it about women that are strikingly beautiful or modelish but it's the sweet nice sincerely kind people. I think she sees into their true self or something!

All I have to say is there is never a dull moment when Eliza is around! She has said many a things that I've wanted to duck my head about like when she sees boys with earrings.

Or this one time we were at Safeway there was a guy with just a tank top on and he had a really hairy back and she says, "That BOY'S NAKED!!!" It was seriously hairier than this picture!!!

She doesn't have a volume control either! Another duck your head moment! But really it took me a second to notice the tank top it was really dark green and blended in a little too well with his long hair arms/back etc... Once we walked past a guy that had a go-tee type beard and it was braided and a good 5 inches long this time she says with a scrunched up face, "That's a funny beard." It didn't look like this but it was a fun picture so I just had to put it in here!

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT??? Personally I don't care for it but I can't agree with her and be rude. So I just say, "Oh, yeah that's pretty cool huh!" Ahhhh Eliza.... I'm almost afraid to hear what comes out of her mouth!!!